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Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
The one 17 year old boy who doesnt like to get touched, hugged, anything done to him and a little c**t
Luke Holland Being Defined
Sometimes a dick and hates everything
Someone who consumes food while sleeping.
Also someone who smokes weed and sells it.
Example 1: Whoa! have you been hanging out with Luke Howarth?
Example 2: Person 1: He was copping a feed last night, but he wasn't awake.
Person 2: He was doing a Luke Howarth then?
Someone who Likes to pet big red dogs, is a fan of beastiality, addicted to nicotine, sniff hair, wears jean jackets and baseball pants and thinks it is dope, says dope and yo and bet and pititful alot. Sucks at 2k, fake yankee fan, thinks every girl likes him, does his hair before bed, wears one earring, "isnt gay", is a lightweight, to fuck his/her cousin or roommate, has to split up friend groups 50/50, only take mirror at the gym, sucks at basketball, think Drose is good, have a small penis, and most of all DEFINITELY IS NOT GAYYYY.
God, I just Luke Brennan'ed that girl.
Damn, i feel like Luke Brennan down under.
Being smoked up with no intent of ever returning the favor
He smoked all the weed and left... I’ve been Luke Boyered
A football player from Colorado who is currently still in highschool but has committed to the University of Nebraska. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His middle older brother Christian, currently plays running back for the Carolina Panthers. His youngest older brother Dylan, is currently a quarterback for the University of Michigan.
Can't wait to see what Luke McCaffrey does on the field at Nebraska. If he's anything like his dad and brothers, He will be a great football player.
He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_
Luke Dnuke is very kool.