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when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid
guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
Similar to a happy ending but with a fantasy twist to it .
Princess Peach just gave me a magical ending.
A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.
Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.
Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"