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Bobby hill:Your very edgy dude.
Eli Jones:I'm an edge master?
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A man or a lesbian who is a master of giving oral pleasure to a woman via the clitoris. Usually the female recieving the oral sex will cum in less than 3 minutes.
"I lick the clit so well they call me the clit master."
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The one who is indeed the best at masterbating
betty: "I hear the jack is the best a masterbating. They call him the master debater."
kate: "what an honor..."
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to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
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The red-clad shotokan fighter from the Street Fighter series, who was originally white, but the racist Japanese makers of the game retconned him so that he is only 1/4th white, and 3/4th Japanese, to screw around with the white fans.
Dude 1: I am so happy that one of the main guys in a Japanese game for once is white. I'm picking Ken Masters!
Dude 2: Sorry, but Ken has been retconned to be Asian, now.
Dude 1: That's dissapointing... :(
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When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.
"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"
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Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.
I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.
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