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math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

by shadowpunk December 01, 2010


Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

by Noswadian July 26, 2012


Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020


Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 04, 2022


Rager Math

Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.

After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math

by WordJesus December 30, 2020


Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year

Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard

by Kevinfjdjdjf December 06, 2017


maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 09, 2023