a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister
omg michael is such a slay kween.
the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)
Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian
Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez
A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass
Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.
ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste
“dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”
a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon
michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up
Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons
Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him