mike jones

Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).

" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date

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mike tyson

to rage and beat the hell out of someone that has pissed you off

"If you keep talking trash man, im gonna go mike tyson on your ass"

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mike huckabee

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

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Mike Mills

The bassist of pop/rock band REM, he also sings on a few songs and he plays piano very well!
Once climbed up a watertower and got arrested.

Hey look, it's Mike Mills up there up the watertower!
Shiny happy people sings Mike Mills under the shower

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Mike's mum

Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year

Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"

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mike tyson

to bite someone's ear

hey! If you don't stop touching my ass Jarrod, I'm gonna go Mike Tyson on you!

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Mike Pence

An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.

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