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A small grey creature with reflective eyes that looks remarkably like its cousin the raccoon when it is rarely seen.
My god, did you see that Mini Shnuffla go by?!
Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.
How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!
Mini Nejism is a religion in which we pray to our God, Mini Neji, who is known to be the creator of all the followers of the religion. Disrespecting Lord Mini Neji is considered the DEADLIEST Sin that a Mini Nejist (or any other person) could ever do.
The more you pray and believe in him, the longer your life will be (you can be immortal too!)
Person 1: So, what religion do you follow?
Person 2: I'm a Mini Nejist, apart of Mini Nejism.
A religion where we praise Mini Neji, who is our god, and pray to him as much as we could.
If we don't pray to him, we will be sent to hell after dying as it is known as the biggest sin of this religion and it is unforgivable. People who follow this religion are called 'Mini Nejists'
I am proud to say that I'm a part of the "Mini Nejism" religion.
1. A fruity, frozen shot, usually vodka, made in an ice cube tray, sometimes with toothpick in them for ease of consumption. A cousin of the Jell-O shot.
2. A slight, intermittent chill, felt by someone who is getting sick or fighting off illness.
1. Tricia served strawberry-peach vodka mini chills at her birthday party.
2. John experienced mini chills when he had Covid.
The complete opposite of a giga chad
Cdawgva: I’m a mini Brad
Hakkijn: yeah