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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017


Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 8, 2009


Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 23, 2018


Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.

That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.

by ProcessMaster March 4, 2016


Chumba Monkey

An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.

by KorbenDallas July 15, 2008


pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 4, 2015


Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 October 15, 2015