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A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew
Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.
a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists
hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet
A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.
We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.
The greatest fucking show ever. If you haven't seen it, tie your nut sack to a cinder block and throw it off a cliff
Blue mountain state is awesome
The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."
The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
A ginger, but with the appearance of a mountain goat. Typically has side burns and does occasional hand flips which represents the awkward hooves of a mountain goat.
Look at the wild ginger mountain goat kids!