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When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.
Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.
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Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.
Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt
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Having To Take A Shit.
"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."
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A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
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when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly
dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night
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The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.
If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.
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Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.
Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.
Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
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