Need to Know OCD

An obsession with wanting to know everything there is to know about a topic, subject, product, software, game, etc.

Due to my Need to Know OCD I had dozens of browser tabs open while I researched my current medical condition.

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

people that need to collect jack

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.

Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!

wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

A need

A must, something neccesary

An oversized hoodie with thigh highs is a need!

Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart

Windows 10 error message.

Ahhh!! I got the Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart message!!!