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A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
Someone who is nothing like yall
Jimmy: Hey wanna go to the party?
Timmy:Im nothing like yall 😭😭😭😭
The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.
I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.
It's BIG, don't push her, ask her if she is ok, if she says she is fine, uh oh...
Boy - What happened?
Girl - It's nothing
Boy - Ok... are you alright?
Girl - Ya, I'm fine
(She is not fine!)
The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote Donald Trump now
Yo have you heard of the Australian man that did something wrong in a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
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The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
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When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing