Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

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Neck Job

When you stick your dick between your conjoined head partners and fuck their necks. Similar to a titty fuck, but with necks.

Frank: "I got a neck job from Beth and Ann."

Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"

Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."

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Neck Breaks

Typically a picture you find on Facebook or any other social networking site, where the picture is sideways. You have to bend or break your neck, just to look at the picture properly.

Man: "There goes Beth... posting more albums worth of neck breaks...."

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bomb neck

Great blowjob

She gives bomb neck.

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brisket neck

When you have that crusty darkness around your neck and it looks like you have dirt and dont take a shower... aka usually all the people who rock a BIG BODY!!

naydeen: alah look at big body ova there tryna pull hoes...
lily: i kno with his ugly ass brisket neck lookin like he got a lil bit more than a ring around tha collar.

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wild neck

deep throat

She gave me that wild neck!

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Freedom Neck

Red Neck doesn't describe these folks. Red has too much of a communist connotation. These are smart, militant, hillbilly, libertarian leaning, commie hating, landowning, white men and their kin.

You might be a Freedom Neck if you hate the "subversive" lyrics of "This Land is Your Land".

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