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As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
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It was a hot August 1966 night in Long Beach, New York. My friend rode over to my house on his shiny black Schwinn bike. It was dark enough now and our generator headlights wizzed. Damn things slowed the bikes down but it was fun to see the orange lights get whiter the faster we rode. Racing to meet my best friend on Magnolia Blvd, the three of us would then ride up to Lindell Blvd and hang out with nothing to do. I was ready to ride down to the boardwalk in the cool Atlantic wind. We thought we saw ghosts at Glinda, the Good Witch rotting, condemned mansion at Laurelton Blvd (Billie Burke’s 1939 estate). We were grinning, 14 year-old flying monkeys. This wasn’t Kansas - Manhattan’s glowing dome lit up the sky 17 miles northwest of us like the Emerald City. There were no girls in our life to be jealous over yet, just witches. We were young, dumb and healthy in America’s Finest City.
Atlantic Ocean, Long Beach, New York, Glinda the Good Witch, Gilligan's Island, flying monkeys
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No doubt the most famous yacht club in the world, the NYYC was founded in 1844. The organization has two different clubhouses. One in Newport, Rhode Island, and the other in New York City. Consisting of the wealthiest of the wealthy, the club contains past and current members including JP Morgan, the Cornelius Vanderbilt, the Rockefellers, JFK, the Duponts, and the Bloombergs. "Harbour Court" the club house in Newport sits on the most expensive piece of real estate in RI, and the New York club house contains over 8 Million dollars worth of models. Members flock from the wealthiest towns in to country: Greenwich, the Hamptons, Nantucket, Rye, BI... To name a few.
Best place in the world. New York Yacht Club
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An island suburban community located between Niagara Falls and Buffalo, New York. A boring little burg that can only be accessed by aging, massive old bridges that are under a constant state of repair. Inhabited largely by nigger rich dagos and polacks, white trash and "new money" from Riverside or Tonawanda. It's home to a shabby 1970's Holiday Inn haunted by a little she-bitch ghost and "Fantasy Island", a run down amusement park. There's no mall or theater but lots of apartment complexes and overpriced housing subdivisions (and the "projects" a '50s leftover tract of dumpy duplexes). Largely overrun by out of control spoiled brat kids that can neatly be categorized in three groups: wiggers, jocks or freaks. You can usually find them running amok in the hand me down Lincolns or Cadillacs their parents give them, in search of drugs in Niagara Falls or just wreaking havoc on "The Island".
Billy's dad was promoted to foreman at the Tonawanda Engine Plant. Now Billy's family is gonna leave the Falls and buy a ranch-house on Grand Island New York. Good thing Billy's mom is a meth-head, they'll fit right in!
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The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.
Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.
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When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
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Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window
I don't like that dirty bitch so I gave her the new york subway smash
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