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A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.
They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?
Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.
Both: Damn you food ninja!
The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.
I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.
One who is very difficult to find, extremely mysterious and lightning fast. Stealth ninjas are nimble on their feet and NEVER fall.
"You can't see me, but i'm there."
-OH MY GOD, you totally almost fell down that snow hill.
-But I didn't.
-Yeah, lucky you.
-Luck?? I'M THE FUCKIN STEALTH NINJA. WE NEVER FALL(:
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When a person has no idea what they are doing and makes amazing defensive soccer plays.
Pat Colonnnelli is a soccer ninja.
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When a person online goes afk without warning or provocation. Usually to the utter dispair of whoever he/she is interacting with online (note screams of frustration) and often frequently.
"Omgoogle dude, Charles went ninja afk again."
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a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string
Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....
...megatokyo rules....
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The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.
Note: This is not actually a real chess move.
"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."
or:
Bob: "Check Mate!"
Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"
*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*
Bob: "Shit."
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