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Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.
Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.
(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)
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Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.
2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.
Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.
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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.
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A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.
Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit
John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin
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A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.
Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.
Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it
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When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"
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Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.
Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.
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