Money-grubber

A female who takes her baby daddy's child support and spends on herself instead of the children, then asks for more.

She's a money-grubber, she never wears the same outfit twice and her kids clothes don't fit and she's taking both of her baby daddies back to court for more money.

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Motherfucking Money

To make Motherfucking Money is to make enough money that when you tell colleagues of equal level your salary, they say "... motherfucker" in disbelief and jealousy.

Tom "Yo, tony, how much money do you make a year"
Mr. Anthony "I dont know if you'd wanna know"
Tom "come on, tell me"
Mr. Anthony "I make a 3 million dollars a year"

Tom, who makes 80k a year says ".... motherfucker"

Mr Anthony makes some motherfucking money

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a lot of money

1. a term, in accounting, which defines any lot of money segregated by some means from other lots of money.

2. a term which defines a sum of money that is great and typically impresses those of lesser means. Commonly 381 dollars.

3. a large sum to common people.

1. If you have 2 dollars and separate that lot into 2 lots, each lot could contain 1 dollar or something like that.

2. I paid 381 dollars for my new car radio. Gee, that's a lot of money, I don't even have a car.

3. Modern researchers have determined that common people believe that 381 dollars is a lot of money and will do just about anything for it. see also green twinkie

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big money

1. Something that is fuckin awesome
2. The amount you make at work that day (If drawn out like "Biiiiiiiiig money" then you made a lot, but if said like ,"eh...big money" that means you didnt make a lot)

"Dude check out my big money shirt"

"How much did you make tonight?"
"Biiiiiiiiiiiig Moneyyyyyy!"

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gas money

when you give an attractive girl a ride. gas or ass for payment, gas money" is her giving you head while you drive.

Girl: "Can I get a ride home?"
driver: "give me some gas money"

girl gives him head while driving.

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money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

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mommy money

money that is given to people strictly from their parents/or mom, and in most occasions is meant to be spent on useless shit because its from your parents

bro: yo i got 40 dollars in mommy money
dude: you want to buy drugs?

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