Tadpole soup

Sperm cells look like tiny undeveloped frogs "tadpoles" therefore soup as in you drink a nice hearty bowl of steamin semen stew or tadpole soup

Jeez Justin corey served you up a nice thick warm tadpole soup yesterday! "justin" " i know it sure was heart warming and it makes a great dietary supplement!"

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soup and fish

A man’s evening dress, dinner suit, dress suit, white tie and tails, or tuxedo.

Ted: The party's formal? I'd better get out my soup and fish and dust it off.

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soup spiller

One who spills soup somewhat consistently.

Dude1: Dude, what's wrong?
Dude2: Dude, I just spilled the soup on my new khakis.
Dude3: Ha Ha, Soup Spiller!!!
Dude2: Yea but these khakis are spill proof bra!

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Shotgun-soup

When any members of a particular driver's family, friends, or school mates (including girlfriends and boyfriends) take a moist poop in the passenger seat of said driver's car.

Heather made shotgun-soup in Dave's car, causing them to break up when even bleach would not remove the smell.

See: poop shotgun burger king drive-by

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soup time

When you ask your mom to buy hamburger but then buy soup like a boss

you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus

you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME

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Noodle Soup

When your dick is too limp because you're too inebriated and you can't get it up anymore but you're try'in to have sex. a.k.a a flaccid penis.

For Example "I'm just try'in to get laid, I'm not sick I dont have the flu or any other influenza virus! i did not need the campbells chicken noodle soup!"

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Dominican Soup

When a girl shits diarrhea on a guy's chest as a sexual fantasy

Her sexual fantasy was so disgusting, in fact she gave him a Dominican Soup to please herlself, he then rubbed his chest with it and had to take a shower.

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