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Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle November 1, 2020


Cop A Case

"Cop a case" Termed by JLP is when an individual does something to cause a court case. This can range from anything that has to do with fighting to using violent terms.

"My moms bothering me I swear I'm finna cop a case"

by the boyfriend that tries May 24, 2019


Reverse Engineering In A Legal Case

Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.

Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.

by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024


Smokey Phone Case

A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.

Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020


Bad Case of Loving You

Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

by Death Menace February 18, 2023


two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021


Sarcasm case

Sarcasm Case (sarcasmCase or ): A form of text notation where the capitalization of letters alternates randomly, not strictly alternating with every letter or number. This case is used to express sarcasm in text, making it more easily recognizable. It differentiates from the use of “/s”, which is a textual indicator of sarcasm, as Sarcasm Case uses capitalization (or “case”) to convey the same sentiment. The Sarcasm Case can be seen as a variant of Alternating Caps1, but with a specific purpose to denote sarcasm.

WHY AReNT yOu uSINg sarCAsm CaSE?

OH yeaH, yOu'RE so SMaRt LAyZ

by Sarcasm authority January 30, 2024