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A friend you have had since childhood.
Dave went home for the weekend to visit his puppy brothers John and Martin.
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a dog (usually a puppy) that frat bros own just to walk around the quad so they can get laid
Did you see Ryan's new dog?
Yeah, it's totally a pussy puppy, he just uses it to get laid.
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Someone annoying who has to constantly talk in a sweet voice to a dog. Instead of loving their family, the dog gets all the attention.
-Good Day Gents-
A:I was thinking of getting Erica a puppy.
B:Seems like a good idea.
C:I watch out, she might be a puppy dogger. Then you'd have to kill why she was at work.
A:Oh shit, your right. I'll just get roses.
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man 1:I made some hush puppies.
man 2:Like the corn bread?
man 1:nope! lol
man 2: then wha...ohhhh gross man!
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TRump might be an asshole but as far as we know he’s not a puppy kicker ? Someone who’s mean spirited immature violent and grins at his own action on innocent people women animals life wrecker chicken killer disposable immature brat
Trump might be an asshole but as far as we know he’s not a puppy kicker
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When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.
I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.
When you are anally doing a female, and sneakily squeeze your PENOR (penis) out of her rectum, continuously grunt as if you are still giving it to her...then you take HER puppies penis and put it in her rectum, still grunting as if it's yours.
Then you scream "WOOF!", and run out the door naked...
Estimated Time :32 seconds if puppy is nearby.
"Man, I so totally used puppy play to ditch that fat chick last night."
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