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A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."
In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"
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In the traditional sense, if someone is "up to no good", they're doing something bad, or wrong.
WE ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.
We are a collective that defies all odds, a group of individuals, comrades from all walks of life.
Regardless of whether we have different beliefs, careers, experiences or values, we are all Up Two Know Good.
"Up Two" as in two steps ahead, in the lead, striving to win.
"Know Good" as in seeking Knowledge of Self, living the "good life".
We have chosen to commit to knowing better, with intentions of doing better.
We are seeking out the very best in ourselves and in every aspect of our lives.
(Taken from UpTwoKnowGood.com)
What's Good?
Those kids are Up Two Know Good.
A variant of "you know the score"; that is, an acknowledgement that one is aware of a meaning or perception beyond that which is immediately discernable.
"...and then with regard to these new upcharges that they claim are for a good cause—well, you know the sauce that goes on it!"
The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes
The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
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A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words.
Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that?
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A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know
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