rude hit

a bad blow, an FML moment.

"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

hit the skiis

Cocaine

Yo, what to hit the skiis? Black Diamond Slopes?

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Hit the books

To start studying

“Dude tomorrow I have an exam, I should hit the books”

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash