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hiccups induced by alcohol and being drunk
"Man you drank a bottle of Bacardi and you're hiccuping hella bad, you got the drunk-ups!"
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What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
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Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
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The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.
Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!
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Another word for trailer park, deriving from 'Junk Yard.' It implies that those who live in trailer parks are drunks or white trash.
That asshole from the Drunk Yard still owes me $20!
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A party at which the guests divide into teams and accumulate points based BOTH on how many games/activities they can win AND how much alcohol they consume. Yes it's liquid. Yes it's yellow. So what?
Lisa is hosting the Drunk Olympics at her house this year. The Blue team will best the Red team again because we are smarter and can drink more.
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When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...
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