Pizza Faced

pizza facing is the act of jerking off and allowing the ejaculate to run all over the girl's face, like gooey cheese on a hot pizza.

Steve: dude Rob i totally pizza faced your sister!
Rob: That's not cool man
Steve: She thought it was, she loved it!

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pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.

"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"

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Pizza Boomerang

a simple dinner request could turn into either a friendly getogether with the family or a violent attack of epic porportions. beware that boomerang pizzas are not all the same... they all are made differently with all of their, as yu can call it, "unique powers".

beware: for if they fall in the wrong hands they may be deadly.

example if it gets in the the wrong hands:

"WOAH MAN!? howd you get that scar on your forehead?"
"its a battle scar..."
"oh... like army? marines..? what happened?"
"family night...4 years ago... turned deadly...that sauce...those images...*gasp* i never saw it coming.."
"wat was coming?!"
"..the...the...p..PIZZA BOOMERANG!!!"

example if its in the right hands:

"hey wanna toss that pizza over here?"
"not THIS pizza *SHAMWOW* i got my handy dandy
PIZZZA BOOMERANG!!"
"OHMYGOD YOU GOT ONE?"
"yes. now dance."

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I'm a pizza

What you say when your surprised or in disbelief. A substitute for Oh MY GOD!

Person 1: Micheal Jackson died yesterday.

Person2: I'M A PIZZA!

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Pizza Pie

When a guy gives a girl a cream pie while she's on her period

I have her a pizza pie last night, it was a hot sexy mess!

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Ordering Pizza

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.

Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.

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Ultimate pizza

Boogers and cum on pizza

Michael put his boogers and cum on the ultimate pizza.

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