pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.

Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

pan head

a guy who licks out other guys girlfriends and keeps it sly, they also have face to flange ratios of 1

He is such a pan head, Will is gonna kill him

broasting pan

The term that applies when your friend group is roasting you all at once. Often trivial, sometimes serious.

J: "Man, I stuttered once and the whole party was making fun of me the entire night..."
S: "You got thrown into the broasting pan, my friend."

pubg pan

An overpowered cast iron pan that can block .338 lapua in game, yet in real life, can’t stop a .45 ACP

Jay: Dude how did you not die?

Bryan: The guy hit the pan

Jay: The PUBG pan is OP

lucy the pan

Lennon's best friend needs a boyfriend or girlfriend the best person ever

omg I love you Lucy the pan

sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true