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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021


Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021


Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

by Reulind June 30, 2022


Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by Jlinthefuckingmusician October 7, 2023


Sideline Parent

A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.

My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.

My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..

by Big Al 56 January 17, 2018


Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020


Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023