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When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.
"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"
A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
Did you see that new episode with Park Hyungsik in Happiness?
Watch it you dumb fuc-
Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.
Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?
Pulling through a spot to make it easier when leaving. Bonus points if the spot is close to the entrance of where you are.
I was at Walmart and was able to pull through my spot and Princess park.
Getting the best parking spot possible.
May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".
Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)
Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"
Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"
Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"
Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"
South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.
Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.