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When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.
To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"