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A ridiculous sex position in which a woman takes it on all four in the mouth and from behind the same as the Eiffel Tower but she is giving two hand jobs at the same time hence the flag poles.
She was very sore after the Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles.
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Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
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When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
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Steel Pole Bath Tub were a punk/noise/experimental rock trio from San Francisco, CA. Formed in 1986, their recording history began in 1987 with the self-released "We Own Drrrills." They then released 5 LPs and EPs on Boner records, and many 7" singles on labels such as Boner, Sympathy for the Record Industry, and Tupelo before releasing their first and only major label album, "Scars From Falling Down" on Slash Records in 1995. Following this, Slash dropped them upon hearing their demos for the followup to "Scars...", calling the demos "unlistenable". SPBT broke up after this. Years later, SPBT won the rights to these demos and released them on their own label as their final album, calling the record "Unlistenable".
Steel Pole Bath Tub is closely related to a music/noise project called Milk Cult, who have released 3 bizarre full length records, 1 weird live album, one 7" split single, and 1 confounding solo record from Milk Cult member C. C. Nova.
STEEL POLE BATH TUB was:
Mike Morasky - Guitars, Vocals
Dale Flattum - Bass, Vocals, Art
DK Mor-X: Drums
Steel Pole Bath Tub played 20 minutes of noise, tape loops, and samples at the end of their set. It was cathartic and masterful sound manipulation. Many in the audience were blown away by their raw, edgy, hyper, sludgy set. A lot of the kids didn't get it though.
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Lowest person in the pecking order at work.
Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.
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An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
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North Pole Doggy Style is the act of anal sex from the doggy style position. The Vagina (from the man's perspective) is the South Pole while the anus is the North Pole, thus North Pole Doggy Style.
Trying something new he mixed it up and tried North Pole Doggy Style instead of the usual position. That did not go over too well with his partner who expressed surprise and shock at the rear entry.
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