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When it's been so long that anything looks sexy
I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!
When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.
"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."
The act of soaping up another inmates beard. Then using said inmates beard like a loofah.
After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.
*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
N: A male who is attracted by another male behind barks aka a bitch
Your homies is prison pretty, you should tell him to hit me up.
Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons