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Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008


jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014


Weasel Puss

Nicholas Huber

Weasel puss is an attractive man.

by gunnergrant November 1, 2018


puss gushin

PUSS GUSHIN When a womans vagina leaks, spurts, or squirts love juice. Most times needing goggles.

I fucked my lady so damn good, she was puss gushin!

by Cougar Licious March 26, 2018


puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017


freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.

-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"

by bobby millerr May 11, 2009


puss-lack

The natural state of vaginal equilibrium is ravagly to-up, unclean, uncared for, to the point of it not actually resembling a piece of trim, but more like the corner of a pit bulls mouth with associated dirt, debre, and whatnot.

Yo, slim-e skip Jr got hood skeezed at the movie theater when he fount out his shorty came up puss-lack.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016