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So basically, roman is the type of friend that will make him self look good and embarrass his friends. He often makes the most racist jokes and acts like an 11 year old fortnite kid. Thinks he has drip, but wears the same brand every single day. Just a white kid that is blatantly racist and thinks he is 24/7 amazing. Thinks he is fast, but a black girl can run faster. Stupid and delusional at times.
Hey roman, how delusional are you?
The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.
I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
That one thicc loser who makes unfunny skits and says uwu
Friend, watching his videos: who tf is that?
Me: Oh its just Sleepy Roman being dumb
The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, fuck her omright on the toilet.
Wow, remenber Miri? I did the Roman on her last saturday.
A follower of Roman facism.
(Roman facism: The ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & Rome should be glorified with annual parades).
(e.g: The Roman facist believes that the Romans are the superior gods of civilization who invented the world & that the Germanics are inferior blonde-haired barbarians.
Their main slogan would be, 'Bring back The Roman Empire & make Rome great again').
Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
A Latin phrase which pretty much translates to "People called "Romanes", they go, the house."
The correct phrase is "Romani ite domum" - "Romans go home".
"What's this then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called "Romanes", they go, the house!?"