Street Rules

Street rules mean that no rules apply.

Let's play some ball, street rules.

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Rule 723

If you can think of it, then there is an app for that!

"Dude, we should totally have a pokemon collector game for MPK folks."
"Naah, someone probably already built it. Rule 723, dude!"

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rule 712

Don't over think it.

Wolf wrote me a letter in code, I was like Rule 712

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cinderella rules

When you're going on a night out but have to be up in the morning, so you stop drinking at midnight.

Nothing else on this weekend, Cinderella rules are off!

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Rule 12

Downloading unnecessary porn when you are horny, then deleting after finished.

After I finished looking at porn, I rule 12'ed the torrents I was downloading while horny and fapping, by going back after I was done and deleted the downloads in progress.

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Rule 11

There is no rule 11

There is no rule 11
See rule 9

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Ja rule

1. A fuckin' fuck.

2. A bout of particularly explosive diarrhea.

Fuckin' Ja Drool is a fuckin' fuck.

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