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When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.
Man - "This is gonna be a big one"
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Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
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1. The primary objective of the Civil War, both World Wars, and the Cold War. To this date, has been neither achieved nor even discovered by anyone. Virtually all little kids playing army man are somehow involved in a mission to find a Russian, whether they know it or not.
2. A guy who will become your archenemy for life if he decides that you annoy him. Most likely to hunt you down and kill you within five years of your initial offense.
3. Someone who appears to be Irish or Dutch until he or she begins to speak with a Russian accent.
1. "Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence/ Listen, Ana, hear my words; they're the ones you would think I would say if you weren't so hard to get" -tmbg
2. ASIAN PERSON: omg i like sudoku!!!1
RUSSIAN PERSON: Oh my god. Your grammar is horrible, yet you're STILL a nerd. I swear to god, I'll kill you before the sun sets.
ASIAN PERSON: lol
3. WHITE KID: I think those Irish twins just walked by. They creep me out so much.
RUSSIAN GIRL: Da?
WHITE KID: ...Those Russian twins creep me out so much. I swear, they can communicate telepathically.
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A very difficult sexual maneuver involving two people where one person lies on their stomach and the other places their penis inside the others mouth while shooting an AK-47 with the butt of the rifle in between the legs of the person lying down. It reduces recoil and produces good oral sex.
Person 1: I was with this total slut last night. We went down to the shooting range and I banged her russian style
Person 2: How was the recoil?
Person 1: What recoil?
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A plastic shopping bag used to carry everyday items. Most people in Russia use plastic bags to carry things around with them. Even students of all ages, who would ordinarily carry their books in a backpack in the US, use a plastic bag, called a "paket" in Russian.
This isn't Moscow. Stop carrying your books around in a Russian backpack and get yourself a proper bag.
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Getting double fisted by an Englishman.
I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
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Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession
Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.
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A tasty beverage which contains Vodka, Caluha and either milk or cream. Though cream is SHIT, and makes you puke.
WARNING: do not cycle after drinking 10 of these!!!
This WHITE RUSSIAN tastes like chocolate milk.
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