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A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral
Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine
When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.
I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch
It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.
I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.
An old, dull and rusty machete.
I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".
After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.
After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.
Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.
I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.