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an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that
Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.
Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there
guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
david - "hey! simone how are you?"
Simone - "pushin p"
David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"
Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her
"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"
He’s a little gay but we accept who he is.
Absolutely loves to suck on gonads.
Cucumber’s are his favorite vegetable.
Trans-strippers are preferred.
Wow Simone you’re gay but I love butt sex, you wanna try?
Of Course
Yay