When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues
Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?
Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed
gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and she does not swallow or spit and instead holds the semen in her mouth
I gave Janet a salty bucket friday and we havent talked since
Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.
"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"
A salty Carlos
A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole
We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day
Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum
Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face
equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.
To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.
He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.