deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night

sea-going bellhop

Derogatory reference to a United States Marine. Commonly a reference to a member of "MARDET", the Marine Detatchment that is present on some Navy ships. MARDET personnel perform duties as sentries, security, orderlies, provide an honor guard for special occasions, and provide the nucleus of the ship's landing party among other things.

Sea duty is one of the oldes traditions of the Corps, so this is a good epithet for starting a fight with any Marine (not just MARDET), esp. if said with plenty of sarcasm. Bring your own trauma surgeon.

Sailor - "Check out that fuckin' Sea-going Bellhop over there thinkin' he's all hot shit. I bet he...."

*Marine decks sailor*

Sailor (through shattered teeth) - "Corpsman up!"

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Camp Sea Gull

The hottest southern boys in the entire world. All week, they walk around the camp working hard and earning ranks, also in anticipation of going to the "cage" for a dance at their sister camp,Camp Seafarer.
These Guys:
1) Are known for their popped collars,Sea Gull Belts,and Rainbows
2)High Achievers
3)Good Sailors
4)Amazing Dancers
5)Sweet 'n Southern
6)Used to getting piles of mail from random Seafarer cabins
7)Really hott

Sea Gull Guy 1: So, dude, dance Saturday.
Sea Gull Guy 2: Yeah man Ive been practicing my shagging moves..

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deep sea fishing

when a man gets his dick sucked under water

damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!

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Pineapple Under The Sea

A place where a Yellow sponge lives inside a Pineapple under the Sea which neighbors live in a Tiki head and a Rock.

"Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?" SPONGEBOB MOTHER FUCKING SQUAREPANTS.

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Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

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