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When sean takes your virginity
Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
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The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
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A phrase jacksepticeye says when people rhyme words with his real name
Sub: Sean mc glock lin
Sean: SEAN MC SHUT THE FUCK UP
on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."
"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."
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WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
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It’s khmer word with the name of person
Ex: Let’s go to pagoda
: Kdor ah Heng Sean
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1)To fast so violently that poop squeezes throught the ractum and out the anus. 2)Getting lymes disease from licks on you your wangg while urinating in the forest
ahhh man i just Sean Berryhilled myself
dude i see where you sean Berryhilled
dangit not again i was in the woods and got SEAN
Berryhilled
i cant believe i got Seaned