Relationship day!!! Today is the day where we celebrate our boyfriends and girlfriends!❤️‼️
Samantha: Babe it’s September 7th!
Bill: Yep Relationship day!
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A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday
September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life
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If you were born on this day you are an absolute star. you are smart funny and kind. In your friend group you would be the mum friend always caring about someone and you carry painkillers wherever you may go so your friends will be ok if they need them. You arent very dirty minded but you know how to have a joke sometime.
OMG you where born on 25th september your the mum friend then
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Grab ass day today is national grab ass day
He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2
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Grab ass or dick or boob day have fun people
You can grab it all day on September 10
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Person 1 : Why is Kurt wearing his bisexual pride flag ?
Person 2 : It's September 23rd
Person 1 : Oh, it's Bisexuality Visibility Month🏳️ 🌈!
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A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.
“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.
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