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"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!
The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.
Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him
A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)
My love
My god
My lord
My life
Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3
me: Shrek
you: Yes
Someone who tries to get with someone who is interested in someone else
malene is being such a shrek tonight!!
super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey
have you seen Shrek he is so cool -_0