Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.
You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.
A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.
All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.
Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.
Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp