scissor smash

the act of preventing a lesbian from scoring sexually
lesbian version of a cock-block

Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.

Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.

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smash 4

The Best smash Port ever in Existence.

Person 1: “Hey bro you wanna play Smash Ultimate?”
Person 2: “you mean Smash 4?”

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Smash and Dash

to have sex with someone then leave soon after .sometimes to never see them again, nature of "1 night stand"

whats up bro? im about to smash and dash this gal, I just meet at the club.

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Smash Bros

When two brothers related by blood have sex with the same girl.

Bro 1: "Hey, did you fuck my ex Emily?"
Bro 2: "Yea, what about it?"
Bro 1: "That means we're Smash Bros now."

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smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

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smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

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smash cheeks

1.The act of waxin that ass to perfect.2 Premeditated assault of that ass by any means necessary 3. Goin straight H.A.M on the pussy.

Example: After a short conversation you take a bitch to your,hers or anyone's crib for that matter and smash cheeks! It doesn't really matter how it goes down as long as it goes down by any means necessary and your games on point. the hoe or hoe's(if u go hard) must be down! The more ppl who see or hear it the funnier it is in the morning and more cred is awarded. Let the games begin.

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