ice squirrel

A large wilabeast looking john Jorgenson acting hillbilly country slut with and abnormally large sphinkter with a sex drive the size of a blue whale regularly spotted in small towns such as weyauwega wi

Damn Darrel would u just look at the set of swamppers on that knarly ice squirrel

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Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

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squirrel fingers

The act of hugging a female and slipping your fingers to the vagina from behind and then smelling your fingers all while still hugging the female in order to smell if its any good.

The female is unable to see any of this and if it stinks or your fingers come back red you should bounce.

Glad i gave her squirrel fingers, i dont mess with periods.

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squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

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Squirrel Fist

Squirrel fisting is the term casually used for anyone performing sexual acts of a depraved nature that possesses hands resembling that of a squirrel's (sciuridae) claw. The term is believed to have originated in the Santa Monica, LA area, amongst the party girl Donkey scene.

Baby. Tonight we're gonna Squirrel Fist like there's no tomorrow.

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squirrel job

the act of playing with a mans balls or "nuts".

Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!

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fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own

I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

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