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Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout
Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer
Live stream of someone shitting in Irving Texas
Twoinch Punnescheer gave the world an Irving Steamer.
The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass
“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up
Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.
“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”
“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”
A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.
Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer
Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.