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Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.
"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"
"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"
"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"
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A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.
Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
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any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat
stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once
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Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.
Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese
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While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.
Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
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Stoner Freak is a person who can acheive a state of mind that the person becomes Oblivous to anything happening around them. Signs of a Stoner freak is Vacant face and almost no brain activity. Many Actors from Soap operas and Tv dramas are Stoner Freaks.Recent studys show Stoner Freaks dont use any kind of Drug.
"Jordan your such a Stoner Freak"
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Stoner Vision is getting totaly wasted stoned without the aid of drugs or alchol. the things that bring on this state of mind is pigging out and to much Tekken 3.
"I stayed up all night playing PlayStation now I have Stoner Vision so could you keep it down"
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