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stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022


Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 20, 2022


Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010


Stroke twister

A sentence in Chinese that consists of character that have a relatively high stroke count.

I got dizzy reading Hóng Lóu Mèng when I encountered this total stroke twister.

by Leafletreef October 20, 2024


stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower February 17, 2011


Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 31, 2025


O stroke

An intense orgasm causing stroke like symptoms

That girl was crazy in bed. Made my face go numb gave me an O stroke.

by Home Depot Buckethead February 25, 2023