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Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad
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Arnesen Syndrom is people who have a urge for picking other people's ears
"Do YOU have The Arnesen Syndrom?"
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Applies to anything that you are under the impression that you are absolutely infatuated with it, until you remove it from its surroundings, and realize that it was only fabulous in comparison with the absolute crap it was surrounded by.
Called the Marshall's Syndrome due to the fact that this effect most commonly takes place when one is shopping at Marshall's or a Marshall's like store such as T.J. Maxx. One item of clothing looks adorable, untli you bring it home only to realize it is hideous when compared to your other clothes.
Indie Girl at Frat Party #1 "Wait! Wait! There's one! That guy is soo hottt. He's definitely the hottest guy in the room hands down"
Indie Girl #2 "You've got a sad case of the Marshall's syndrome my friend."
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When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.
People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.
Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"
Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"
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Hoppean Syndrome is any unusual bowel movement, which was originally caused by the consumption of the highly dangerous Hoppean Bar. It has now evolved into any unusual bowel movement.
He's been in the toilet for an hour now, he's got Hoppean Syndrome.
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The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.
Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.
Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.
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When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse
"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"
"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."
"Damn."
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