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Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!
"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?
"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."
Really really really bad. All thanks to a 75+ year old man who fell off a bike and fell UPstairs
The state of america in 2022 is really bad.
Our economy might be shrinking, inflation might be at a 40 year high, and gas prices might be 7 dollars, but hey; no more "mean" tweets
The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp
"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked
a dumb ass phrase
why not bless every nation
wouldnt god want that?
anyone who uses this phrase is ignorant and stupid
i hope someone drops a bomb on your house for being
1. a stupid american
2. number 1 is enough of a reason
God Bless American because im a selfish bitch who doesnt think about anything :)
First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.
Now the definition:
When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.
"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."
"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"
Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"
A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.
So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.