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a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
Also known as "TA" for short, Travel Centers of America own many truck stops nation wide including Petro. Like Petro, these stops cater to drivers with such amenities as showers, restaurants, movie rooms and truck service bays. Not known for their cleanliness or friendliness, but rather their overly expensive prices and hookers that roam the back truck parking lots.
Driver 1: I just paid $4 for a liter of soda in the store.
Driver 2: Tell me about it, and the cashier was a bitch. I think I'm going to go shit all over the bathroom walls. This is the last time I'm stopping at Travel Centers of America.
Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!
"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?
"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."
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Really really really bad. All thanks to a 75+ year old man who fell off a bike and fell UPstairs
The state of america in 2022 is really bad.
Our economy might be shrinking, inflation might be at a 40 year high, and gas prices might be 7 dollars, but hey; no more "mean" tweets
The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp
"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked
a dumb ass phrase
why not bless every nation
wouldnt god want that?
anyone who uses this phrase is ignorant and stupid
i hope someone drops a bomb on your house for being
1. a stupid american
2. number 1 is enough of a reason
God Bless American because im a selfish bitch who doesnt think about anything :)
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