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A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.
It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.
The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.
Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"
An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.
The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.
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A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.
"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"
Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"
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When a person, typically a woman, has a big butt / ass.
Damn dude, Lindsay is fucking caked out.
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